Dustbin Dad

Dustbin Dad

It's in the job description
It's written in the law
Finishing everybody's plate
Is just what dads are for.

He does do lots of other jobs
Just look at all his lists
But eating what we don't want
Is the reason dad exists.

But his happiness is halted
When the bin men do arrive
‘Cos we stand him out on Tuesdays
At the bottom of our drive.

Published 31st Jul 2016 | For kids