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Pie Shop Police

Pie Shop Police

Guardians of the pie shop; northern upper crust.
The bouncers for the butty on your break.
Custodians of the brownie
For Wigan’s finest townie;
Purveyors of the parkin, pie and cake.

The minders of the muffins; the gurus of the gateau -
High chieftans of the chocolate-dipped flapjack.
Primed if it turns nasty
Over sausage roll or pasty -
Wait Ann behind the counter and Linda out the back.

Published 11th Jun 2017 | Just for Fun